To the dozen or so commenters who must have wondered where I went:
I've had a slammed two months at work, and I also somehow managed to blacklist the emails I receive from TypePad.
Oops.
So - very sorry. If you've left a comment and wondered if I was ever going to post it, most of them went up.
Rain Water Tanks Adelaide, if you have a name, like the one your parents provided you with, [just a first name] let me know and I'll post your hook.
*[commentors? - my spellcheck says this has not become a word yet]